This is the time were me the blog writer expresses how he feels.I did take this bit from "Family Guy".
You know what Grinds My Gears. Spanish people in Tampa who put motorcycle mufflers on Civics. What is wrong with you people stop making all that noise.
You know what Grinds My Gears. Y2K what happen? Accordingly all computers were going down.Come On. If that wasnt the biggest scam of the new millennium and Microsoft with version MI.(I STILL GOT NIGHTMARES)
You know what Grinds My Gears. Freddy vs Jason the movie. Are you serious if I wanted to laugh I would have watch 300 when he kick the guys in the tunnel. Freddy dark meat? Jason was so soft that Jason in Space should have been remade. That was a very bad movie besides Cat Women.(Not going to go there).
You know what Grinds My Gears. When people dont eat the crust of a slice. Its part of the pizza and you eat most the bread anyway. What changes your mind to eat that crust, please tell me.
You know what Grinds My Gears. Sugar Corn Candy. Its gross and tastes like candy on the floor with hair on it.No five second rule on that, I would have a better candy experience if I play hungry hungry hipo with talking M&M's.
You know what Grinds My Gears. When your job Micromanages you. How does that increase the work you do or your performance. It only makes you more stress and angry. Give me a raise!!!
You know what Grind My Gears. When people decide that they want to be music producers or writers and change the words of the song. Goes a little something like this. I know what girls like, I know what girls want................a moment has past...............cricket.....................? Stop that if you dont know the words stop trying to sing and just move with the song. Wait!!! Better yet just look around, some of you cant dance if you were getting shot at.
You know what Grinds My Gears. Old people driving. How do they still get there license to drive and who is the fool to allow this. You guys remember Space Balls the movie when he is shooting the princess. The guys crosseyed and Lord Helmet asks for his name and the guy says Private Asshole sir. The next question was how many assholes we have in the ship and all raise there hands. Your killing me Smalls....
Folks this was a brief release of what I like to call, You know what Grind My Gears!!!
Please feel free to present some of your own Gears.
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I love your post - great therapy on a bad day.
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Well I appreciate your support,I went to your blog couldnt leave a message.
ReplyDeleteWhat grinds my gears? Here goes. What grinds my gears is when people who know bettter still do stupid stuff that hurts people. I grind when people hurt animals and not themselves. My gear shred when someone who knows nothing about efficiency creates something that is supposed to save time and it ends up eating it. I got ground gears when the computer that was supposed to save time ended up taking more time to do more than was ever thought possible without making room for the time it was supposed to save. My sprockets and cogs get all up in a twist when I don't really know what the trilateral commission is doing but I know it must be important. I have gear ratio issues when music, art, history and geography is taken out of the schools, along with the humanities, and it is replaced by things that teach a way to succeed at making money instead of how to be a better human being. I find my gears breaking into wild sparks and melting and bursting into flames when someone says, "whatever" and they don't even know "whatever" is. And finally, I find hypocrites who forget that Christian means all the time (remember that those who are not Christians will be watching for them to make mistakes), and the weak Christians end up drinking too much, cursing too much, moving along the road in first gear when they should always be in third. I believe God loves it when we're in third. -- Bob Cain
ReplyDeleteWhat grinds my gears? Waiting ... you know ... for a certain comic book. LOL
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